Mummy Trade

I dont believe this we've been friends for so long,
Is it hard to see?
You do this to me?
You came round asking just to mow the garden,
You're a clever guy, cos you did it for free, funny.
You think I dont already know,
What if I?

Told you Im watching you
Ive seen you two at the movies
And all the late night jacuzzis
You're screwed and Im done with you
Stay right there and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone.

I came home and your car was in the front yard,
I went to see what the f*ck was going on, Im angry
I didnt ever think things could be so wrong,
You unzipped your flies,
And now I cant believe my eyes,
You think I dont already know,
What if I?

Told you Im watching you
Ive seen you two at the movies
And the late night jacuzzis
You're screwed and Im done with you
Stay right there and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone.

You did it to Steven and Devan, Jodie and Nathan,
Josie and David, Peter, John and Mike,
Alison, Alistar, Monica, McAllister,
Madison, Hallison and they got the Sarasons,
But theres some I dont already know,
What if I?

Told you they all hate you
Ive told them about the movies
And all the late night jacuzzis
You're screwed and Im done with you
Stay right there and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone
What if I?

Told you Im watching you